Be young. Be Dope. Be Proud.

You've Got that medicine I need. Fame. Liquor. Love. Give it to me slowly.

#tbt to fun wedding times @rohinid @nisha_dsouza

zohbugg:

if I ever fall into a coma someone please come secretly tweeze my eyebrows so I can make all the nurses hella jealous of my unconscious eyebrow game. 

(via t0dayisnodifferent)

when bae on her period

her:

baby im so sleepy

her:

these cramps are killing me, hold me pls

her:

ew no get the fuck away from me

her:

im sorry baby, you know how i get around this time

her:

youre so fucking stupid, i dont wanna talk to you rn

her:

im sorry, i didnt mean it lemme suck your dick

her:

nvm put it back

her:

feed me

her:

why are you ignoring me? :(

her:

no leave me alone. GO

her:

no come back, im sorry, you supposed to keep me in check baby

me:

um

her:

OMG SHUT UP FUCK

me:

her:

me:

her:

why arent you talking? are you mad at me?

me:

bab-

her:

FUCK. YOU KNOW IM PMS-ING JUST LEAVE ME ALONE

sclez:

sweetbuttandhellabooty:

can we just take a moment and think about the time my dad accidentally made a fried egg that looked exactly like africa

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i’m the most impressed by the fact the egg also has madagascar

madeggascar

(Source: chimichangass, via t0dayisnodifferent)

intoasylum:

f.r.i.e.n.d.s | text posts

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sassybabushka:

When my friend was in fourth grade her teacher asked for an example of irony, and she answered “Harry Potter searching for the final horcrux, but he is the final horcrux” and her teacher started screaming and said “I DIDN’T FINISH THE BOOK OH MY GOD!”

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praising-ed:

mangacartaholygrail:

do you ever hear a line in a song and it’s just so painfully clever you just sit there in shock for the remainder of the song

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Dentist pulled the tooth out yesterday. But it’s always a good idea to demonstrate to your coworkers that you are capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain.

Plus it’s always fun to see Tom faint.

(Source: totalparksandrec, via rabidraccoonrave)

teenagebillionaire:

Drake’s probably still in that chair

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insanihty:

neck kissing is honestly the hottest, most seductive thing anybody could ever do to me. if you kiss my neck, if you playfully bite my neck, if your tongue touches my neck i will melt in your fingertips.

(via fudge-eye-nah)

swanqueenidiot:

Okay so the Colbert Report posted a link to the Ellen Page interview, right

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And I was already happy it was a fan favorite. But THE COMMENTS

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I MEAN

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IT’S JUST TOO GREAT

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ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND MAPLE LEAF

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(Source: best-of-memes, via slowiez)

cotilardmarion:

Viserys Targaryen does the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

DONATE HERE

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